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Your onion outfit is almost there. But to fully
scare those fumes away, you need the onion dance.
Just add cymbals at the knees to clash together
whilst you are hopping up and down and wielding that
sharp knife. With luck, someone will see you and
you'll never have to chop onions again.


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