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This is great, I'm always interested in a good altercation. I prefer watching physical matches, but this intellectual bout is also very interesting.

First of all, Aphasic seems to be irritated at Xebec's conclusions, but why does he have him under his favorite fools? This is perplexing.

Xebec comes in here all high and mighty, and I knew he had a sense of humor about it all along, but at least he's backing up his arguments. All Aphasic keeps doing is sitting in the corner crying like a child, 'stop slamming darwinism because your god is a poopoo head.'

Aphasic, maybe you have some good arguments somewhere, but do you mind producing them already? You've not defended your position and you're starting to sound like me a while back on the atheist fools board. I realize it's fun, I can relate, but you're not looking so good.

The judges unanimously award Xebec with a TKO in the first round, he played fair, and he's now qualified to go on to the main event.

AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE MAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN EVENT! IN THIS CORNER, IN PINK TRUNKS AND A GREEN BANDANA, WEIGHING IN AT 796 LBS, FROM PARTS UNKOWN, THE DYNAMITE WARRIOR XEBEC!

IN OPPOSITE CORNER, YELLOW TRUNKS AND A BLUE AND RED MUSTACHE, FROM TX SOMEWHERE, A MARTIAL ARTIST AND KUNG FOO FIGHTER, ALSO PREMEIRED IN THE POWER RANGERS, WEIGHING IN AT 235 LBS, KICK EM UP KAZIM!

A word to the fighters: Gentleman, this contest is scheduled for 12 rounds. No butting, No hitting a downed man, No hitting below
the belt No gouging or biting No kicking or falling on an opponent knees. Play fair and fight hard, This is for the belt. now shake hands. . .

Let the fight begin!

::DING! DING!::
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The judges unanimously award Xebec with a TKO in the first round, he played fair, and he's now qualified to go on to the main event.

AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE MAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN EVENT! IN THIS CORNER, IN PINK TRUNKS AND A GREEN BANDANA, WEIGHING IN AT 796 LBS, FROM PARTS UNKOWN, THE DYNAMITE WARRIOR XEBEC!

IN OPPOSITE CORNER, YELLOW TRUNKS AND A BLUE AND RED MUSTACHE, FROM TX SOMEWHERE, A MARTIAL ARTIST AND KUNG FOO FIGHTER, ALSO PREMEIRED IN THE POWER RANGERS, WEIGHING IN AT 235 LBS, KICK EM UP KAZIM!

A word to the fighters: Gentleman, this contest is scheduled for 12 rounds. No butting, No hitting a downed man, No hitting below
the belt No gouging or biting No kicking or falling on an opponent knees. Play fair and fight hard, This is for the belt. now shake hands. . .


Hmmm... I've been a little bit bored of this eternal argument these last few days, that's why I haven't posted any responses to FLF's latest taunts. I'll probably get going again next week or maybe a little later. In the meantime, how about a nice game of chess instead?

P-Q4
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Oh yeah, and by the way "Mr. Gould" (or is it hber?), I don't buy the image you're trying to project as an impartial observer declaring the winner. I think aphasic is right that this whole "Fear me, I am a big scary iconoclast" thing sounds extremely silly. You might actually wait for him to reply before blowing him off.
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Oh yeah, and by the way "Mr. Gould" (or is it hber?)

Hber has been retired forcefully, I think he's been reported too many times. Gould is a disctinct personality, much more rational. Hber is to Gould, is what estd is to Waxurt.

Did you see the episode where I geuss starred on the Simpsons by the way?

http://www.thesimpsons.com/episode_guide/0908.html

I don't buy the image you're trying to project as an impartial observer declaring the winner. I think aphasic is right that this whole "Fear me, I am a big scary iconoclast" thing sounds extremely silly.

You're right, it was pretty silly, but I think that was its intent. Xebec called it a parody didn't he? If you're down to earth then I don't think it's offensive really. Even I made fun of myself on the Simpsons.

You might actually wait for him to reply before blowing him off.

You're right, I declare a rematch. I happen to like Aphasic, he's on my favorite fools list because he speaks his mind and doesn't pull any punches. But I'd just like to see some science, not just quarrelling. That's where you and he differ. You usually have a scientific rebuttal, and well thought out. I'm sure he's got some valid points though, I await in anticipation.

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Hber has been retired forcefully, I think he's been reported too many times. Gould is a disctinct personality, much more rational. Hber is to Gould, is what estd is to Waxurt.

Leaving open the question... before you were Gould or Hber, did you ever have another identity that you considered the "real" one? (I don't really expect an answer.)

Did you see the episode where I geuss starred on the Simpsons by the way?

Of course... one of my favorite episodes.

Homer: "Facts are meaningless, you can use facts to prove anything that's remotely true! Facts, schmacts."

Judge: "I find the defendent not guilty. As for science vs. religion I'm issuing a restraining order. Science should stay 500 yards from religion at all times."

You're right, it was pretty silly, but I think that was its intent. Xebec called it a parody didn't he? If you're down to earth then I don't think it's offensive really.

So if xebec was joking in his post, and aphasic responded with an unscientific but still very funny line about the chicken, is xebec really right to get mad about it?

Even I made fun of myself on the Simpsons.

Cute, all these first person references. Are you expecting anybody to believe that you're really SJG? You're more likely to convince me that you're the ghost of Bertrand Russell.

You're right, I declare a rematch. I happen to like Aphasic, he's on my favorite fools list because he speaks his mind and doesn't pull any punches. But I'd just like to see some science, not just quarrelling. That's where you and he differ. You usually have a scientific rebuttal, and well thought out. I'm sure he's got some valid points though, I await in anticipation.

Well, I will take my compliments where I can get 'em. Thanks.
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In the meantime, how about a nice game of chess instead?

Lets play Global Thermonuclear War.

(Am I showing my age with this reference?)
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Lets play Global Thermonuclear War.

(Am I showing my age with this reference?)


Greeings, Dr. xebec. Shall we play a game?

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(That was my old college roommate's favorite flick besides Top Gun. I love seeing those old modems that you have to put the phone receiver on.)
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