A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying "I spat in this beer, do not drink!". After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying "So did I!"
True story: I was sitting at the counter of a Horn & Hardart Cafeteria in New York, smoking a cigarette (hey, I was 18 and thought it was cool) when this beast of a big guy sitting on the next stool got up, and walked away. I looked around for an ashtray, saw none, and put my cigarette out in the half cup of coffee the guy left. About two minutes later he came back with a piece of pie...Very awkward moment to say the least.~aj
tch tch tch..But probably not unheard of in the Automat.I remember them well. Good cheesecake.cat
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