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The entire foundation of marriage is based on the wardrobe of the bride.

OF COURSE! If you bothered to read, you'd see it mentioned right there in black and white in the New Dresstament!

Jessica 8:13] And there shall be a dress, and of white shall its color be [Jessica 8:14] and a train shall it have, and veiled be the wearer of this raiment.

and here:

[Vera 4:12] For she broke into tears, and cried out "oh tailor, why dost thou punish me! [Vera 4:13] And the Voice of the Tailor spake "did I not warn you about eating of the cookies of the chocolate chip? [Vera 4:14] For this you have done, and thus your raiment must be altered. [Vera 4:15] Else you shall appear unsightly, and be forced to don a pantsuit. [Vera 4:16] Thus your marriage shall be a nullity and appear as naught in the eyes of the Lord.


PS- [Vera 4:17] and The stressed bride looked up, and asked "did you say 'naught' or 'nougat'? [Vera 4:18] And the maid of honor strode forth, and proclaimed "here, eateth of this celery" [Vera 4:19] "for I am by your side, always, though I walk down the aisle of dread" [Vera 4:20] "wearing a dress that is unto yours as a swine is to the swan".
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