The guy at the bar was crying and sniffling and generally all upset.So the bartender asks "What's wrong, buddy?""My wife made me a millionaire" he blubbered."Hey, congratulations! Why are you so upset?" asked the barkeep."I used to be a multi-millionaire!!!"An oldie I suppose, but it seemed to be "on-topic"...;-) Bill
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