Message Font: Serif | Sans-Serif
 
No. of Recommendations: 1
The Inquisitioners Song (to the tune The Caissons Go Rolling Along)

Over hill over dale
They will pull out all your nails
As Torquemada goes rolling along
“Recant now, do it, do
Or we’re nowhere close to through”
As Torquemada goes rolling along
Then it’s “Break both knees”
In the field debauchery
Count out the bone breaks loud and strong
(Snap, crack, pop)
For where e’er you go, you will always know
That Torquemada goes rolling along


I like this one better (to the tune of "Your Cheatin' Heart")

Your heretic's heart
Will tell on you,
Be ye Muslim, Pagan or Jew
I'll kill you dead
If you don't convert,
You heretic's heart
Will make you hurt.

Now if you don't
Answer to the Pope
You're going to die,
You worthless dope,
The One True Church
Rings its Holy Bell
Convert right now,
Or go to Hell.

When daylight comes,
You're due to roast
On a lovely stake
You'll turn toast,
Repent your sins,
You faithless bloke,
Or watch your skin
Go up in smoke.

Churchy
Print the post  

Announcements

What was Your Dumbest Investment?
Share it with us -- and learn from others' stories of flubs.
When Life Gives You Lemons
We all have had hardships and made poor decisions. The important thing is how we respond and grow. Read the story of a Fool who started from nothing, and looks to gain everything.
Community Home
Speak Your Mind, Start Your Blog, Rate Your Stocks

Community Team Fools - who are those TMF's?
Contact Us
Contact Customer Service and other Fool departments here.
Work for Fools?
Winner of the Washingtonian great places to work, and Glassdoor #1 Company to Work For 2015! Have access to all of TMF's online and email products for FREE, and be paid for your contributions to TMF! Click the link and start your Fool career.
Advertisement