The Low-Information Voter’s Guide to PoliticsPersonal responsibility is hard. We're here to help.PRESIDENT OBAMA: Think Brad Pitt, dashing A-lister who can’t do anything wrong.FIRST LADY: She is like Kim Kardashian, only with other people’s money.VICE PRESIDENT: Think Steve Carell, a lovable nincompoop who likes to make others laugh.WHITE HOUSE: This is like Cribs, a really fancy pad where celebrities hang out and party instead of working.MIDDLE CLASS: These are like the extras in movies — kind of important but nobody cares who they really are.ELECTIONS: These are like the Teen Choice Awards: the coolest and most popular wins. Democrats always win because they are cool and popular. Republicans are more like your weird friend’s parents.ECONOMIC STIMULUS: It’s like Whitney Houston upping her dosage to get the same high, always needing to use more and more to “chase the dragon.”FAIR SHARE: Someone you know has three Louis Vuitton handbags and you only have one. As many as you can get somebody else to steal from them and give to you — that is your fair share.More.....http://pjmedia.com/blog/the-low-information-voters-guide-to-...
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