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Subject: The Marge Madness 2003 Winner Date: 4/1/2003 12:05 PM
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Welcome to the unveiling of the Marge Madness 2003 winner. Without further ado, I'll open the envelope.

And the winner of the 2003 Marge Madness tournament is…

Saints be praised, the winner is Willie. Who would have thought it would be Willie of North Kilttown? We are all fortunate that Willie did win, the lads have a temper, and they've been drinkin' all day!

Any comments Willie?

Willie: There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman.

Congratulations Willie, you've stopped the reign of Arman… I mean Apu.

Apu as the loser, do you have any reaction?

Apu: You see, whether craps, cricket, or a presidential election
There's no contest I have been in which I'd rather come in second

When I first arrived, you were all such jerks,
But now I've come to looooooove your quirks.

Ralphie with a mind so bright,
Burns with a body that's so slight
Krusty hates the police, Wilie's gonna retire from his grease,
Milhouse's a delightful child , an all syrup squishee drove him wild

Apu: Who needs the Margemadness?
Now here comes the big fat mess.
Oh, won't you rhyme with me?
Who needs the Margemadness?
Willie: I had to wear a dress,
Burns: I have more money than Leon Hess
Krusty: I want to punch the press,
Ralph: I bent my wookie.

Everyone: Who needs Margemadness?
Apu: Not meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...[held for next three lines]
Everyone: Forget the Margemadness,
Goodbye to Margemadness,
Who needs the Margemadness?
Apu: Not me.


The final vote total is:


38% (59 Votes) Apu
62% (96 Votes) Willie


Thank you all for voting and participating in Marge Madness and this board, the best damn board at the Motley Fool.

These sites were used in the tourney, especially Springfield Nuclear Power Plant:
http://www.snpp.com
http://www.getduffed.com/willie/

Who needs the Margemadness?
Apu: I doooooooooooooooooooooooo.


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