No. of Recommendations: 67
And the winner of Marge Madness 2005 is...Ned Flanders!

Well, tippety-top of the A.M. to every-good-body here. Thanks to God's good graces, I won the contesterino. I dub myself pickled tink!

But there is one weensy little thing... games of chance are strictly forbidden by Deuteronomy 7. We have is a dilly of a pickle. This may sound just a teensy bit insane in the ol' membrane, but I have to turn it down. No, no and double no! Gosh-darn it!

You should never have nominated me in the first place. All of us pull a few `boners' now and then, go off `half-cocked', make `asses' of ourselves. I don't want to be `hard on' you ... give the sailor talk the old 'heave-ho'. You did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily. Gotta be nice, hostidididilly. Ah HELL diddily ding dong crap! Can't you morons do anything RIGHT!?". I'm going to give your noggins a floggins.

Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily...

Whoopsie-doodle, looks like I'm strainin' to do some explainin'. Oh, what the heck, you only live once. Give me the 2005 Marge Madness trophy. Everyone join me at the Flanderosa! We're going to fire up ol' Propane Elaine and put the heat to the meat! Nummy-nummy-num!

59% (41 Votes) Ned Flanders
41% (28 Votes) Comic Book Guy
Print the post  


What was Your Dumbest Investment?
Share it with us -- and learn from others' stories of flubs.
When Life Gives You Lemons
We all have had hardships and made poor decisions. The important thing is how we respond and grow. Read the story of a Fool who started from nothing, and looks to gain everything.
Contact Us
Contact Customer Service and other Fool departments here.
Work for Fools?
Winner of the Washingtonian great places to work, and Glassdoor #1 Company to Work For 2015! Have access to all of TMF's online and email products for FREE, and be paid for your contributions to TMF! Click the link and start your Fool career.