And the winner of Marge Madness 2005 is...Ned Flanders!Well, tippety-top of the A.M. to every-good-body here. Thanks to God's good graces, I won the contesterino. I dub myself pickled tink!But there is one weensy little thing... games of chance are strictly forbidden by Deuteronomy 7. We have is a dilly of a pickle. This may sound just a teensy bit insane in the ol' membrane, but I have to turn it down. No, no and double no! Gosh-darn it! You should never have nominated me in the first place. All of us pull a few `boners' now and then, go off `half-cocked', make `asses' of ourselves. I don't want to be `hard on' you ... give the sailor talk the old 'heave-ho'. You did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily. Gotta be nice, hostidididilly. Ah HELL diddily ding dong crap! Can't you morons do anything RIGHT!?". I'm going to give your noggins a floggins.Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily...Whoopsie-doodle, looks like I'm strainin' to do some explainin'. Oh, what the heck, you only live once. Give me the 2005 Marge Madness trophy. Everyone join me at the Flanderosa! We're going to fire up ol' Propane Elaine and put the heat to the meat! Nummy-nummy-num!59% (41 Votes) Ned Flanders41% (28 Votes) Comic Book Guy
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