The Scotsman looks annoyed but he picks up the fly by the wings and flings it over his shoulder, then downs his pint. The Irishman looks horrified, he grabs the fly out of his drink and franticly starts shaking it over his glass yelling " SPIT IT OUT, YA WEY BASTARD!!! SPIT IT OUT!!!".Stereotypically, shouldn't these be reversed? At least they were when a Scot told me this one.The Irishman reaches into the beer, picks out the fly, and finishes his pint, as a few fly germs don't deter him from a drink. The Scot, being notably frugal, won't waste a drop.
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