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Have had to resurrect my Sticks board to give his due dishonor to one Eldrick Woods. Shoulda did it many moons ago, but finally ol' Eldrick, a.k.a. Tiger, went a little too far over the line.

Yes, Eldrick, you didn't get in my Hall of Shame for getting your sorry ass dumped by Elin, although you should have. Any man who cheats on one of the most drop dead beautiful women in the world to the extent that she dumps him when none of the women he cheated with is remotely close to her in beauty or sex appeal deserves his own hall of shame. I let you off the hook on that one. But now you go and spit on the green at your latest golf tournament in a fit of temper when it was your own fault you blew the stinking putt, not thinking that golfers behind you might have to putt where you spit, or might have to pick up their ball after putting where you spit? Yeah, they fined you for it, but what you really deserved was to have your tongue and/or certain other parts of you subtracted from you with a dull knife. Eldrick, I thought you were supposed to reform your on-course behavior. That sure lasted a long time, didn't it?

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Michael Jackson
Tom Murphy
Britney Spears
Paul O'Neill
Michael Powell
Andy Rooney
Eliot Spitzer
The New York Yankees
Prince Charles
Barry Bonds
Bode Miller
Dick Donato
Barack Obama
Eldrick Woods
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