they'd probably finda) a lot of broken toilet monitoring equipmentb) toilets full of crapc) employees taking 'long breaks' to go elsewhere......d) Employees getting 'sick' and going home early ......from constipation....Silly......and of course, a million dollar 'invasion of privacy' lawsuit....plus of course, someone would sue under the ADA...as having a 'disability' in not being able to go in 3 minutes...and win a $1,000,000 lawsuit against the company.So there!t. You appear to not have the ability to perceive or enjoy humor. Perhaps you simply don't understand humor? Let's try once again....Elephant joke:Question: "How do male elephants find female elephants in the tall grass?"Answer: "Very nice."Do you get it? That's doubtful since your logic meter would flip off the charts with your answer something like..Answer: "Once they locate them, and have, assuming no interruptions imposed by natural or man made or induced agencies, and assuming that the bull elephant is still capable of achieving full sexual arousal, and assuming that the female elephant is fertile and remains willing and responsive to this particular male, or bull, elephant's approaches, the experience is generally regarded as having fulfilled its biological imperative, and is therefore satisfactory, though not as subjective experienced as it is in human mating rituals."With that said, you are funny - in a more than passingly strange way.By the way, I'm glad that I don't share your sense of humor. If I did, I'd tend to avoid public humor forums at all costs.
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