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Subject: Re: In Da Udder Product I Never . . . . Date: 4/19/2014 9:35 PM
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This is the remark at the bottom of that page.

"No one in our country should ever go to bed hungry. If you're able and can feed anyone, please do it. It will make you feel so much better!"

No Blue, at the bottom of the page it say;
“Our mission is to one day give a percentage of our earnings to feed the hungry in the United States and all over the World!”
She be just a typical upper class (when was the last time you went to the Kentucky Derby, huuuggh?) broad that is trying to make a buck, IMHO. I don’t know about you, but if I wanted about 11 ounces of bacon grease, I wouldn’t drive the 12 miles to Rouse’s Supermarket, pay $6.69 fur the jar (plus around 4.5% parish & city sales tax) and den drive back da 12 miles, no. I’d probably jest dig dat 24-ounce package of “Wright Brand” applewood smoked bacon dat I bought at da Salvage Store a few months ago fur $2.99 (plus 3.5% tax, since da village of Folsom don’t add no 1% sales tax on groceries, them) out of da freezer, nuke it a minute or three to soften den fry it to get da grease and snack on da bacon, me.

If I paid $6.69 fur a jar of bacon grease, my late mother, a dumpster-diving child of the Great Depression, would probably rise from the grave, fly down to Loosiana and haunt me every night for the rest of my life, her. She used to mix her bacon & udder cookin grease with the stale bread that she picked out of the dumpster of the corner store to feed the birds.

C.J.V. – and when I wants to feed the hungry (not some yuppie broad) I’ll slip a extra check in our church’s collection plate wid “Food Bank” on da memo line, me
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