Just to start the week off right. Navy humor in particular. The most interesting SWO in the world.-He is always the stand-on vessel. -Stars navigate by him. -He always eyeballs it. -He wears wash khakis under his NWUs. -The equator crosses him. -He has sailed the eighth sea. -He got his SWO pin in two days. The first was spent checking in. -Detailers ask him about their career progression. -He doesn't dead reckon...he dead knows. -He maintains a permanent no-shave chit signed by Adm Zumwalt. -His ship's aren't INSPECTED by INSURV, they are ADMIRED. -He won the annual TYCOM Shiphandler of the year award in 1996...twice. -He doesn't call them Battle Orders, for by the time someone reads them, the Battle is over. -The carrier does plane guard for him. -Marine mammals avoid him. -Clocks retard and advance to conform to him. -He once conned a ship alongside an oiler.......while aboard the oiler. -The CNO asks him for permission to carry on with duties assigned. -He has caught a leviathan and a mermaid. He released them both, of course, and wished them well. -Aviators ask him for stories. -His NMCI account works flawlessly. -He invented the MOBOARD. -He is always on station. -Dolphins taught him the sonar equation. -He maintains the Secret Billet List. -Lights the plant off by himself... from the bridge. -His sea stories have changed foreign policy. -He once won the Battle E for three different classes of ship in one year...while on shore duty. -He caught a cold once. His ship sent a CAT-4 CASREP. -He can carry an open coffee cup from shaft alley to the pilothouse without spilling a drop. -CO's call him to report contacts. -The Rules of the Road read, "Whatever this man wants". He is... the most interesting SWO in the world!
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