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Author: lacow Big red star, 1000 posts Old School Fool Add to my Favorite Fools Ignore this person (you won't see their posts anymore) Number: of 135  
Subject: Re: Uncompromising Honesty Date: 7/12/2000 12:31 PM
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TMFTwitty writes:

Any lady suitor will know exactly what she is getting!

And how!

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Tom, you swine,

I happened to see that copy of People in the grocery checkout line where I was buying food for my family of seven. Tom, how> could you say that the reason you want to find a girlfriend and get married is to have someone to keep the food in the fridge from turning blue, and to bear your children so you can play with them?

Is that all a woman is to you, a babymaker who keeps the kitchen running smoothly?!?

Hmm.

Well, I guess some women out there are attracted to those old-fashioned values, because in the very next issue of People the cover story relates that your ideal woman, Meg Ryan, has split with her husband. Looks like she read your bachelor profile and ditched Dennis! You'd better get that nailbiting under control…:)

Fool on Tom!

Best,

Lydia
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