If THEY Had A Jewish Mother">> MONA LISA'S MOTHER: "After all that money your father and I spent on> that's the biggest smile you can give us?">> COLUMBUS' MOTHER: "I don't care what you've discovered, you still could> have written!">> MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER: "Can't you paint on walls like other children?> Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?">> NAPOLEON'S MOTHER: "All right, if you aren't hiding your report card> inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me.">> ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER: "Again with the stovepipe hat? Can't you > wear a baseball cap like the other kids?">> MARY'S MOTHER: "I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to school, > I would like to know how he got a better grade than you.">> ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER: "But it's your senior picture. Can't you do> something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something...?">> GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER: "The next time I catch you throwing money> across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!">> JONAH'S MOTHER: "That's a nice story. Now tell me where you've really> been for the last forty years.">> THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER: "Of course I'm proud that you invented the> electric light bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed!">> PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER: "I don't care where you think you have to go,> man, midnight is past your curfew.">
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