Welcome, howelljsche. I just gave you your first rec. :-)

Congratulations.

Not only was your post amusing, but you revived a thread that has been dormant for almost 6 years, and, if I remember correctly, I rec'ed all the other posts in this thread back in 2005 when they were first posted (personally, Sadie's "drop the bong" was my favorite).

Once again, welcome to the Fool.

Burle