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Well, if you're dead - what's your FICO score :-)

Probably 600 or so. But, on the plus side, you qualify for the new Plutonium Providian Secured Visa! This card only requires a valid burial address, a small security deposit equally $35 over your credit limit, and a $50 annual fee - assessed the month you are closest to your credit limit, of course. The interest rate is similar to those charged at payday loan establishments.

To apply, call our operators at 800-Screw-U2 today! Act now to reserve your very own Plutonium Providian Secured Visa in the attractive Flag design - show your patriotism by buying things you can't afford!

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