Well Since I still don't seem to be in the Registrar's List of Potential American Ignoramii at the JCofC, Ive Decided to Launch my own Dam
Nigerian Scam... only it will be the South Carolina Scam Letter..

Deer Sirz and Mademz,
I is a Repazentativ uv da Honrable Strong Thrumand,
We found us some xtrey loot in tha place were da Loot taint Supposd ta be. We wuz a wondren iffin you could kindly Help us out in dis hea conjunction.Belives you a Me, dis here is a udderly respektable bizness proclamation. Iffin you kuld pleaz send me yur accont numbrs, we hea at the guvmnt place will share you in the Loot. Hows about a 60/40 split, wit yous a gettin da 60, seein as you be providin the Bank akount an all. I hopes I need to not be remindin you uv da ipotence of dis Top secrety classificated infomashun, so keep yer yaps shut, pleez. In oder fo you to be assistin us here, we is gonna need yor Bank Name, account Number, and a withdral slips, and to makes dis all illegitemate, a page wit yous persnal Signature. Cletus and I thanks ye, frum the depths of ore soles.

sind,
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Mr. Delmus Cartrite da Turd,
persnal rite-handy man to da honrable Mr. Strong Thrumond.





Yes i was bored at work today...