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Well, there goes the "Chicks and Ammo" magazines.

As well as every single Hardees/Carl's Jr. commercial

Not necessarily.

Carl's could still run all the ads with sexy babes.... but the copy would change slightly. Instead of 'oooh yeah (drip drip bite), you know it's good. you know you want it..."

the babe would say,

" carl designed this sandwich to provide the flavor and mouthfeel that we know you want by incorporating 10 times the daily recommended amounts of sodium and fat into a 6500 calorie sandwich that exceeds your total daily caloric needs by 300 percent, so if you eat just one of these, you and I can party all day and all night long and still have excess calories to burn. '
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