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Well, those are all good reasons for:

1. Not having an evening wedding
2. Not serving (or drinking) alcohol at the wedding
3. Not "partying hard" the night before the wedding day
4. Not trying to get to your honeymoon destination on the wedding day
5. Not expecting to get to the moon on the first try - I certainly didn't successfully ride a bike, knit a sweater, or even bake a cake on the first try, and I don't expect to have an orgasm with my husband on the first try either.
6. Discussing what you expect out of the whole "wedding night" experience

What makes "wedding night sex" any different than "first time premarital sex"? You're going to have problems, and anyone who doesn't know that, expect it, and plan for it, is an idiot who probably shouldn't be getting married, either!
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