What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on a front porch?Mat-spookysquidI am extremely sorry that my affliction so amuses you. However, although without limbs I should point out that, being on the front porch, I can still ring the door bell. How? Since this is a family oriented board I cannot give specifics yet I can say that it involves issues of The National Geographic, a prior association with Linda Lovelace (“Michael, for a man with no arms or legs you have one hell of a reach,”) and a Chihuahua.Now, ask yourself this question: how am I typing this? I'll tell you: my membership at TMF is because I have a talented member. You, you navy squid, use your fingers. So who's the talented one now?MichaelR
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