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Subject: What else could you say? Date: 1/26/2010 1:05 PM
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We had an appreciation dinner at church last weekend. Oddly, we ran out of wine.

I was sitting at the RCIA table when one of the people in charge come over and says:

“We’re out of wine.”

The RCIA director looks inquisitively at her and asks: “Do you have any water that you want me to bless?”

Puzzled (I kid you not), she slowly shook her head.

I piped in with: “Just do whatever he tells you to do.”

She wandered off, seemingly getting no help from us, and proving she has little sense of humor.

Mike
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