While one would be appreciated, the full cadre of each of the nominations would go a long way to assuaging the years of bitter tears flooding my pillow.

And then what would we use to formulate the magic elixir of broken dreams and promises to fuel the ITF board? We know the supply isn't inexhaustible, but we do want to squeeze out the last precious drops. If we pumped you up with charms, we'd need to resort to such devices as random, spurious noise pops introduced to your theater sound systems keyed to sections of important dialog, perhaps mimicking a foul wind during appropriate moments in The King's Speech and other significant vehicles.

Richard

(Not having enough chicken bones and frog flatulence to intrigue a dev with sufficient powers to disappear the now redundant Feste nominee charm for the latest and greatest winner, it will probably remain for a while.)