No. of Recommendations: 6
alan made my tire go flat. alan overcooked my burger at airport diner. alan slipped double fat in my ice cream (ruin'did waist line). alan burned ozone for kicks. alan hides in my dryer and steals one sock every other week. alan sometimes peeks in my window. alan ate the last of the peanut butter and left coffee pot on burner empty. alan erased message from girlfriend (now she mad). alan distracts me and makes me not "finish" in bed. alan didn't use a coaster on moms coffee table. alan got my girl pregnant and said it were me. alan slipped that woman bra in my backpack so id walk out of store with it and get caught and embarrassed and have to pick up road trash.

damnit alan
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