In honor of the Ides of March, SB announces his "First Annual Guess the Mystery Food Contest".

Mystery Food Contest Rules:

Contest is sponsored solely by SB, and is in no shape, form, or manner authorized or endorsed by The Motley Fool.

Entrants may post questions limited to six words ("a" and "the" count as words) that can be answered in either the affirmative or negative. Sample Q & A: "Is it bigger than a breadbox" (six words) "No" (negative answer)

SB will answer questions truthfully, although perhaps deviously, whenever he feels like it.

The first Entrant to correctly Post the name of the Mystery Food wins some.

Caveats:

Full interpretation of the Contest Rules and declaration of the Contest Winner is the sole responsibility and province of SB, and any questions and/or comments concerning same should be addressed directly to him via email, although be forewarned that plaintive pleas will likely fall on deaf ears.

Winners of previous SB Contests and TMF employees are eligible and encouraged to participate.

The Mystery Food is NOT haggis.

Should no Entrant correctly identify the Mystery Food by 11:59 PM March 15th, SB will eat it himself.

Complaining about the Rules is cause for immediate disqualification.

Now, have some fun. In the immortal words of Caesar, "let me have men around me who are fat!", or "let me have lawyers around me who own cat!"