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Worst Lines From The Matrix to Say During Sex

14. "I know what you're thinking, 'cause right now I'm thinking the same thing. Actually, I've been thinking it ever since I got here: Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill?"

13. "I'm going to hang up this phone, and then show these people what you don't want them to see."

12. "Never send a human to do a machine's job."

11. "If you close your eyes, it almost feels like you're eating runny eggs."

10. "How about, I give you the finger, and you give me my phone call?"

9. "I think we can handle one little girl."

8. "You stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."

7. "I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious."

6. "Jesus Christ, that thing's real?!!"

5. "I thought you were a guy."

4. "But where they have failed, you will succeed."

3. "What are you waiting for? You're faster than this. Don't think you are, know you are."

2. "Dodge this."

And the number one Worst Line From The Matrix to Say During Sex is...

1. "Surprise, a**hole! I bet you never saw this comin'!"

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