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WOW! They make these drinks strong here in the Cook Islands. No wonder my math is off!

Elliot's award ceremony on the beach was so spectacular, let's do it again for Jack. It is so beautiful here on the beach! The sun is just starting to set, the water is a beautiful shade of blue, and a band is starting to play sweet Polynesian songs. I say we start a bonfire here on the beach and gather around it for the awards ceremony.

Jack, please step over here by the fire and allow me to present you with this beautiful platinum medal, encrusted with diamonds with the number eleven spelled out in emeralds and rubies.

C*O*N*G*R*A*T*U*L*A*T*I*O*N*S Jack. Thank you for posting regularly, joking around, trading barbs with Elliot and Ed. Thanks for providing rides in the cyber Yugo with the full body flame paint job and the swarm-of-bees muffler. We love you Jack!


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