No. of Recommendations: 12 really want to be in that position.....especially when one of them is at the back door and two are coming through the front door....and your wife is screaming and the kids are screaming 'daddy, do something'......

We all know what a liberal like him would do in that situation.

A Henny Youngman impersonation?

Take my wife, please
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