An old guy walks into a new club and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:#1 CHEESE-BURGER: $4.50#2 CHICKEN SANDWICH : $6.50#3 HAND-JOB: $30.00Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a motley looking group of men."Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?""I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?""Yes," she purrs, "I am."The man replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
Guest: "Waitress, do you have frog legs?"Waitress: "Yes."Guest: "Then hop into the kitchen get me a cup of coffee."~aj
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