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Author: totolapse1 Big red star, 1000 posts Add to my Favorite Fools Ignore this person (you won't see their posts anymore) Number: of 167562  
Subject: Yes please Date: 2/4/2013 1:01 AM
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An old guy walks into a new club and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

#1 CHEESE-BURGER: $4.50
#2 CHICKEN SANDWICH : $6.50
#3 HAND-JOB: $30.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a motley looking group of men.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The man replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
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Author: TMBFAverageJoe Big funky green star, 20000 posts Top Favorite Fools Top Recommended Fools Old School Fool Add to my Favorite Fools Ignore this person (you won't see their posts anymore) Number: 158212 of 167562
Subject: Re: Yes please Date: 2/4/2013 1:07 AM
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Guest: "Waitress, do you have frog legs?"
Waitress: "Yes."
Guest: "Then hop into the kitchen get me a cup of coffee."

~aj

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