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Author: totolapse1 Big red star, 1000 posts Add to my Favorite Fools Ignore this person (you won't see their posts anymore) Number: of 168714  
Subject: Yes please Date: 2/4/2013 1:01 AM
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An old guy walks into a new club and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

#1 CHEESE-BURGER: $4.50
#2 CHICKEN SANDWICH : $6.50
#3 HAND-JOB: $30.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a motley looking group of men.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The man replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
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Author: TMBFAverageJoe Big funky green star, 20000 posts Top Favorite Fools Old School Fool Add to my Favorite Fools Ignore this person (you won't see their posts anymore) Number: 158212 of 168714
Subject: Re: Yes please Date: 2/4/2013 1:07 AM
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Guest: "Waitress, do you have frog legs?"
Waitress: "Yes."
Guest: "Then hop into the kitchen get me a cup of coffee."

~aj

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