You are not alone Prof in the overly paranoid department when it comes to your kids ;)

I like to think I'm not, Deannda, but there are days when I'm convinced I'm a complete kook, particularly when I was having a cold war with her anal retentive first-grade teacher two years ago. Oh we exchanged some pretty interesting notes and as you've doubtless observed, I'm a walking thesaurus. ;-) She never should have penalized her for an oversight on my part in not signing the holy conduct report.

Prof
*you wanna trade written repartee'? I gotcher repartee' right here!*