You got that right. And after they left, they collected a haircut tax so that everyone could get free haircuts. Their liberal brethren in DC enacted the Affordable Haircut Act. ______________________________Two months later, the barber went out of business. Liberal politicians, then taxed his wealth to train new barbers since he left the field strictly due to greed and the politician couldn't get a new haircut, and it was his responsibility, since he left the field, to train new ones. After their training, the new barbers went on unemployment, since the wage was the same as for government barbers, since no private barbers were left.The pharmaceutical companies saw an opportunity for a hair control pill. Unfortunately, there was no way to generate a profit under the new system, and government had taken control of research. Politicians were not getting enough action, so they had all resources working on a cure for patent baldness, which eventually when discovered, was useless because there were no barbers baldness was the chosen option and in fact was dictated by Washington the week before the cure for pattern baldness was discovered. Fortunately, this was not a story of waste. The 100 billion grey hats that the government had mandated be manufactured, when the President's cousin bought a hat manufacturer were now hot commoditiesThe President was lauded as a great man for his insight in having had hats ready when everyone needed them in winter due to baldnessMore government success.
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