1. Your pets scramble for their hiding spots as soon as the garage door is opened. 2. Jacques Villeneuve and Michael Schumacher wave you by.3. You need parachute braking.4. You get an anonymous phone call asking if you are interested in being in the Cannonball Run.5. You look in a state police car and see a picture of your car taped to the dash.6. You remove the $2000 stereo system to save 6 lb. of weight.7. You spend more on tires than on food.8. There is no possible way to "sneak out" of your neighborhood at 6 am.9. Your mechanic names the new wing of his shop after you.10. You get pulled over for doing 155 in a 35 but the cops will let you go if "they can look under the hood."~aj
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