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you know you aint getting any why not shop around.

why be lovers on the first date? Why not see what you are getting into...after all the last time you rushed in did not work out....

How about taking your time? Of course if you take your time you cant call a woman a'd have to be a nice guy.....literally....

I know I am asking too much.....


1a. If you say so
1b. I thought that's what I'm doing
2a. It separates the sluts from the nice chicks
2b. That is why I'll wait as long as 3 dates
2c. I don't know what you're talking about
3a. Okay
3b. I would never call a chick a "beach"
3c. I am

eff off
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