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You might like to know I've taken good care of your stock. I keep it safe in my account, and talk to it regularly. I am a little concerned that it seems to have shrunk lately. Maybe I need to feed it better.

--Peter <== who, fortunately, did not buy too much of the stuff

... or you could follow the BMW method (not to be confused with the automobile, AKA Break My Windows) and double up at fixed intervals as the price continues to fall. Eventually, IF the stock price begins to climb, you will make a killing ... provided the company doesn't go bankrupt first...
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