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2 Conf. 4:1-7

1 But then from the South came forth a Lawyer, who dwelt in the land of Miami among the mosquitoes and Alligators and his own two small children. 2 This is what the Lawyer said: "Purchase not the Oreo at the market, for it is known to the children to be Good. 3 Do not eat of it, lest your children gnash their teeth and whine and ask unto you who hath eaten the last Oreo."

4 The Lawyer brought forth from within his garments the Milano, and raised it aloft, and said: 5 "This is the Milano which our Father has given us, which He gave to our parents before us. 6 And the Milano is good, but not known to the children, and is more easily concealed in the back of the pantry with the dry pasta."

7 And Mallomars too.

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