Skip to main content
Message Font: Serif | Sans-Serif
No. of Recommendations: 1
4. That someone will have a rather nasty bug and suddenly vomit on the turkey, thereby ruining dinner for everyone.
I actually remember a Thanksgiving like that when I was a kid. My younger cousin "lost it" right there at the table.
That was the end of THAT dinner!

5. I forgot to add this one. That just as you cut into the bird, your pregnant sister (girlfriend, cousin, ex-wife, etc.) gets labor pains cutting into her.
This happened in my family and that's how I got here.
Print the post  


What was Your Dumbest Investment?
Share it with us -- and learn from others' stories of flubs.
When Life Gives You Lemons
We all have had hardships and made poor decisions. The important thing is how we respond and grow. Read the story of a Fool who started from nothing, and looks to gain everything.
Contact Us
Contact Customer Service and other Fool departments here.
Work for Fools?
Winner of the Washingtonian great places to work, and Glassdoor #1 Company to Work For 2015! Have access to all of TMF's online and email products for FREE, and be paid for your contributions to TMF! Click the link and start your Fool career.