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  • Date: 10/22/18 10:02 PM
  • Number: 182713
  • Recommendations: 1
A woman complains to her mother, “I had this big fight with my husband Joe and at the end
he just told me to go to hell.”
Mother frowns, “Oh, and so you came to me, huh?”


“Why do you look so sad?”
“I wanted to drown my
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  • Date: 10/22/18 7:07 AM
  • Number: 182707
  • Recommendations: 10
Englishman, Scottish man and Irishman selling bibles door to door,
they have a bet who will sell the most in a day.

They meet up at end of day and Englishman has sold 2, Scottish man had sold 3,
but the Irishman who had a terrible
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  • Date: 10/22/18 7:05 AM
  • Number: 182706
  • Recommendations: 4
  • Date: 10/21/18 7:44 AM
  • Number: 182704
  • Recommendations: 7
The 5 questions most feared by men are:

1...What are you thinking about?
2...Do you love me?
3...Do I look fat?
4...Do you think she is prettier than me?
5...What would you do if I died?

What makes these questions
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  • Date: 10/20/18 8:50 AM
  • Number: 182701
  • Recommendations: 2
She spent the first day sadly packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.

On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down on the floor in the dining room by
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  • Date: 10/19/18 6:45 AM
  • Number: 182698
  • Recommendations: 12
A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Jeff proposed to me an hour ago."

"Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked.

"Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he
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  • Date: 10/18/18 11:22 AM
  • Number: 182695
  • Recommendations: 3
Confucius say...


To make a long story short, don't tell it.

A man with sharp tongue cuts own throat.

It’s OK for sh*t to happen, it will decompose.

The greatest of whales helpless in the middle of the
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  • Date: 10/18/18 11:15 AM
  • Number: 182694
  • Recommendations: 18
A daughter asks her Dad, “Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me,
that I didn’t understand.

He said that I have beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.”

Her Dad replied, “You tell your boyfriend
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  • Date: 10/17/18 8:50 PM
  • Number: 182690
  • Recommendations: 7
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and
cabbage one more
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  • Date: 10/17/18 5:48 PM
  • Number: 182687
  • Recommendations: 12
A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in
their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he
could not help them. The Browns came to see the doctor. He gave them
thorough physical
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