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Subject:  Re: !yticirtcele etsaw a tahW Date:  6/8/2001  1:25 PM
Author:  itchypants Number:  317 of 546

i cant figurr out what it am what him said. but that reminds me of a song:

on top of old smokey
all covered with Philip Morris dung
i met a old retard
wif the cancerd lung (and back)

he smoked and he smoked
he didnt ax why
then the gubmint provided doctor
toad him he'd die

he complaind and he moaned
and the lawyers did come
they say him not to blame
becuz he am dumb

the jury gave 3 billion
to an ex-heroin loser junky
the lesson to all
am it pays to be a flunky

now the check from ben and jerry
am way over due
i cant put down the phish food
and for no reason i'll say Apu

damn you ben and jerry! damn you!

saw good movie: glad he ate her.


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