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Subject:  Re: Gat nothing else on Alan? Date:  6/11/2001  9:59 AM
Author:  itchypants Number:  322 of 546

alan has cursed me for many years. not as much as tim allen but almost. alan tricked me into buying a cod piece on ebay once worn by backup singer in bel biv devoe. but it were just a pie plate folded in quarter and stapled. when i opened it up it were filled with the eboli virus. alan won three straight iron chefs. alan drinks decaf with two sugars. angelina jolie calls billy bob "alan" when they make love (he dont mind). alan's favorite number am 5. alan can rub his belly and pat his head at the same time. he once tried to rub Trent Lott's belly.
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