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Subject:  Re: pirates Date:  6/25/2001  12:31 PM
Author:  itchypants Number:  340 of 546

that am good questions.

i have a privates statement i toad to pushwari (down the hall). he said it am bad and he kicked me in the corn blinker and threatened to crush my marble bag.

i herd sum important man (hippie wif nader shirt) say it am time to ban all cell phones. this am impotent work he am doing. damn the cell phone three times (shake fist in air). i also want kids (distraction in car) banned. i also want africana-amercan banned from movies (talk during movie). i want no one to ban those water bottles from cars (dangerous to swig while driving). politishuns am better get busy on this impotent werk. ban big trucks from roads (cant see light change when in front of me). ban week coffee, bank lines, and make kathy lee gifford come back! lastly ban that injun guy from the milk drinkin contest (no fair do to his old ways tricks). also ban injun casinos and fat girls in lycra. and dogs over 50 pownds.

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