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Subject:  Re: GMS, Swimdad, Joelsenior, etc. Date:  6/27/2001  4:50 PM
Author:  jbisme Number:  221707 of 503554

You been staying out of trouble?

TD3


No. Today at lunch, I walked in front of a Tahoe in a Mickey D's parking lot. The woman (driver) appeared to be in a hurry as she edged up and bumped into me (I wasn't in my vehicle).

So I threw my large strawberry milkshake at her windshield. She came out of her vehicle, screaming "I AM GOING TO CALL THE COPS!" I then, very calmly opened up my QP W/Cheese and began to smear it into her grill and on her hood. I said, "Good ahead. I am pretty sure vehicular assault is a felony." I then wadded up my large fry and began smearing salty, fried, mashpotatoey goo on her windows and mirrors.

Once I'd completed that, I calmly walked back in and ordered another #3 meal. The manager (who'd witnessed the whole thing) gave me my second meal for free.

JB -- revenge is good.


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