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| Subject: Re: GMS, Swimdad, Joelsenior, etc. | Date: 6/27/2001 4:50 PM | |
| Author: jbisme | Number: 221707 of 503554 | |
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You been staying out of trouble? TD3 No. Today at lunch, I walked in front of a Tahoe in a Mickey D's parking lot. The woman (driver) appeared to be in a hurry as she edged up and bumped into me (I wasn't in my vehicle). So I threw my large strawberry milkshake at her windshield. She came out of her vehicle, screaming "I AM GOING TO CALL THE COPS!" I then, very calmly opened up my QP W/Cheese and began to smear it into her grill and on her hood. I said, "Good ahead. I am pretty sure vehicular assault is a felony." I then wadded up my large fry and began smearing salty, fried, mashpotatoey goo on her windows and mirrors. Once I'd completed that, I calmly walked back in and ordered another #3 meal. The manager (who'd witnessed the whole thing) gave me my second meal for free. JB -- revenge is good. |
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