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Subject:  Re: Things go better with.... Date:  10/31/2001  7:07 PM
Author:  Ezlington Number:  10563 of 183348

Three Southern Belles are sitting on thier porch on a hot night
reminiscing.

Quite out of the blue one says

"Hey, Miss Bella, you know when you make lurv, have you got a
name for your man?"

"Mmm Mmm why I sure have, I calls him mississippi, cos when he
makes lurv he does it real slow real sure just like the ol' Mississippi"

"Hey Miss Ellie, have you got a name for your man?"

"Yessirree" she replies. "Calls my man Colarado cos when he make
lurv, he is sure rough, fast and eager, just like the river colarado"

Finally, Miss Mary is asked the same question.

"Well I do and I calls him my Southern Comfort"

"Southern Comfort?" the other two exclaim. "Why ain't that a strange
name. Say, isn't that some kind of fancy liquor?"

With a glint in her eye, Miss Mary declares "Mmm Mmm Mmm, it
sure is honey, it sure is"





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