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Subject:  Re: Time's Running Out! Date:  1/14/2005  3:58 PM
Author:  Goofyhoofy Number:  2054 of 4296

I just wanted to report that with only A FEW HOURS left in the Feste vote, it's coming down to the wire, and @@@@@@@@@@ is barely ahead by 1.7% in the exit polls, conducted by the well known firm of Goofus Delecti and Marsh.

Running a close second, and even leading slightly among "Social Club" denizens is ##########, with %%%%%%%% just behind. Interestingly, %%%%%%%% seems to be doing well among early morning voters, but is showing poorly with late-nighters, making a come-from behind victory unlikely with only late afternoon and night voters still to be heard from.

These last few hours could really nail it, and of course, these numbers should be considered CONFIDENTIAL (please do not release to people who have not paid you for them) and unofficial, although our exit polls have never been wrong before.

The only way things could change from here on out is if there is a very strong last minute "get out the vote" campaign by one particular candidate, or, of course, if the computers are rigged and the Motley Fool progr@#$%@$% ^$%@%^$%# %@$#% ASDSF@# #$@$%@#$%@#$$%^ tried to interefere.
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