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Subject:  po peeps genush Date:  12/15/2005  11:05 PM
Author:  WorldRecordGuy Number:  511 of 546

dis am frum twodays papr
In this pinch, pizza will do
Associated Press

EASTON, Pa. - A man tried to steal a pizza-delivery car but couldn't get it out of gear, so he sat inside and ate pizza until authorities arrived, police said.

Juan Carlos Aviles, 20, jumped into the driver's seat of the Papa John's car as Douglas Defreest Jr. was making a delivery Monday evening, police said.

According to authorities, Aviles tried to drive away but couldn't shift the 2000 Chevrolet Metro into gear. Defreest reached into the passenger-side window and took the keys from the ignition.

Aviles refused to leave the car and began consuming pizza and sodas as Defreest stood by. He was still eating when officers arrived, police said.

Aviles, of Easton, was charged with attempted robbery, theft and receiving stolen property.

dis man am genush

him got free pizza

him got free soda what make him burp peperoni breff

him gets free stay in hoosgow chesters bitch

po peeps has it made

they no need buy presims they get free presims from the mob true

they gets soups whenever they wants

they can pee in pants
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