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Subject:  Re: Ever wonder? Date:  2/1/2006  12:42 AM
Author:  averagjoe Number:  81212 of 194369

.... ever wonder

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?"


Because they never do anything with their mouth closed, so why break the routine?

Which is precisely the reason why women can't fart: they can't shut up long enough to build up enough pressure.

~aj
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