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Subject:  Re: More Bush Jokes Date:  1/27/2008  11:10 AM
Author:  clouds1 Number:  118650 of 190648

Here's a couple more...

A SPECIAL DAY

 This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address occur on
 the same day. It is an ironic juxtaposition of events--One involves a
 meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for
 prognostication, while the other involves a groundhog.


 "A moment I've been dreading. George brought his ne're-do-well son  around this morning and asked me to find the kid a job. Not the political  one who lives in Florida. The one who hangs around here all the time  looking shiftless. This so-called kid is already almost 40 and has never had  a real job. Maybe I'll call Kinsley over at The New Republic and see if  they'll hire him as a contributing editor or something. That looks like easy  work."
Ronnie Reagan
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