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Subject:  Re: The chicken is falling! Date:  10/11/2012  7:57 PM
Author:  LuckyDog2002 Number:  648359 of 888229

I have a big oak tree shading barn 1.0. I hear acorns hitting the metal roof all time and bouncing or rolling down. And talk about a hazard, try walking on them, barefooted, when you go outside to pee. Painful... almost enough to make me want to use the regular commode, but then you have to aim.... It's* a conundrum.

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may all your acorns roll off your back...oh wait, you have a hairy back, they might bury themselves in there and start growing and then you'll be the bighairymikewhohasanoaktreeonhisback and the longest name ever!
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