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Subject:  A doctor......... Date:  10/16/2012  1:13 PM
Author:  sonrol Number:  156310 of 186513

,,,,,,from France says:

"In France, the medicine is so advanced that
we Cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another
man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

The German doctor comments:

"That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain
out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The U.S. doctor answers immediately:

"That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us....in the USA, about 3 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the United States, and now....... the whole damn country is looking for work."
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