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Subject:  Re: Inheriting Date:  9/13/2019  1:15 PM
Author:  WallyLock Number:  1625 of 1640

Going even better on the funeral - none.

Of course it's not fun if not enough money is set aside. I want to set aside money for dancing girls at my funeral. If my wife won't let me have them while I'm alive . . .

My Dad's family is mostly buried in Washington Park cemetery. My mother hates that cemetery. She claims that it is laid out "so you can't get anywhere without walking over someone's head." She refuses to be buried there which makes my Dad claim that his wife, "won't be caught dead with me."

Both my brothers died in other states and it was a hassle for my dad to get the bodies back to Indiana. It's made me joke that my will states that I must be buried in the state in which I died.

That's about all the death humor I have for today.


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